Dick Polman should not be making fun of anybody else’s appearance….
….Because Dick Polman—of the soon-to-be-defunct Philadelphia Inquirer—has a face that most closely resembles an extremely smug and hairy armpit, wearing glasses and dentures. But don’t take my word for it. See for yourself.
Anyway, this human armpit shouldn’t be taking cheap shots at Dick Cheney’s handsome, hairless visage; he bears no resemblence at all to Uncle Fester, despite Polman’s “renowned political expertise.” Good riddance, Inquirer. And adios to you too, Polman, you ignorant grinner. You represent all that has been wrong with the self-indulgent, childish tenor of political reporting for the last few decades. You’ve never been anything but another Woodward wannabe, and you couldn’t even do that right.
StickerShock:
“…resembles an extremely smug and hairy armpit, wearing glasses and dentures.” You captured him perfectly. I can almost smell him, too.
I always thought Cheney had a handsome face. Not leading man handsome, but certainly one of the better looking men if dropped into most crowds. As to his bald head — “Grass doesn’t grow on a busy street” explains that. Pubic Polman clearly doesn’t have much going on in the old noggin except active hair folicles.
3 May 2009, 2:50 pm